Well, folks, we have a new frontrunner for the most head-scratching, over-the-top virtue signal of 2025—and it’s not even March yet!
Enter Sheryl Crow. Yes, that Sheryl Crow. The same singer-songwriter who once dominated the airwaves with catchy hits like Soak Up the Sun has now decided to go full throttle on what might be the most baffling protest move of all time.
And let’s just say, it’s not exactly Grammy-worthy.
So, what did she do? Brace yourself—because this is next-level ridiculous. To make a grand statement against Elon Musk, the billionaire behind Tesla, Crow decided to sell her Tesla. And who did she hand it over to? None other than NPR. That’s right. She really thought this one through.
Because, of course, nothing screams ‘take that, Elon!’ like selling your electric car to a publicly funded radio network. Devastating blow. How will he ever recover?
It’s just another day in the bizarre world of celebrity activism, where logic takes a backseat, and grandstanding rides shotgun.
The left has been on quite a roll lately, with stunts that make you wonder if they’re just playing a never-ending game of ‘who can out-crazy who?’ From politicians pushing absurd policies to Hollywood elites making completely unhinged moves, it’s like watching a never-ending reality show with no season finale in sight.
And now, thanks to Crow’s headline-grabbing move, we’ve added another chapter to the book of baffling political statements.
Imagine being so lost in the sauce that you believe selling a Tesla will somehow send ripples through the financial empire of the world’s richest man. News flash: Musk won’t lose a wink of sleep over this.
If anything, the only real winner here is NPR, who just scored a free ride courtesy of a millionaire who thinks she’s making a difference.
So, what’s next? Are we going to see celebrities boycotting iPhones because Elon tweets from one? Maybe someone will sell their SpaceX stock to a farmer’s market in protest? At this point, nothing would surprise us.
But hey, at least this whole fiasco gave us a reason to revisit some classic Sheryl Crow tunes. Now, if only her political moves were as catchy as her music.
